Betty Plotnick (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} bettyp) wrote,@ 2005-11-14 11:09:00 |
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i heart my shuffle function
Music memery -- my very favorite kind -- gakked fromthisisbone, who is totally shiny, and sends me pictures of Ronon's little belly, which make me less crampy and tired than I was before.
Question: What do you think of me,ITunes pretty silver not-at-all inferior Rio?
Answer: "Confessions of a Broken Heart," Lindsay Lohan
it thinks I should call my dad. Or possibly actually do that Buffy/Giles vid to this song that I keep saying I want to do.
Question: Will I have a happy life?
Answer: "Infatuation," Christina Aguilera
in fairness, I've seen my playlist, and this is probably the closest it could come to an actual happy song
Question: What do my friends really think of me?
Answer: "Skin," Madonna
I always suspected.
Question: Do people secretly lust after me?
Answer: "All Day Long I Dream About Sex," JC Chasez
Okay, that's two in a row. Guys, seriously! I'm not as hot as my characters are, I'm sorry.
Question: What should I do with my life?
Answer: "Layla," Eric Clapton
uh? Sleep with my friends' wives and write about it?
Question: Why must life be so full of pain?
Answer: "Stalker Fever," Eric Alexandraxis
The Patriot Act?
Question: How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Answer: "Smells Like Teen Spirit," Nirvana
cynicism and lowered expectations? More dysfunctional relationships? Heroin? Teenagers?
Question: Will I ever have children?
Answer: "Harder to Breathe," Maroon 5
yes, and they will totally grow up to resent me
Question: Will I die happy?
Answer: "Senorita," Justin Timberlake
a happy song about an unhappy girl. Deep, yo.
Question: Can you give me some advice?
Answer: "Livin' La Vida Loca," Ricky Martin
black cats and voodoo dolls, or funky cheap hotels? Maybe I just need to be a better chaos queen.
Question: What do you think happiness is?
Answer: "Don't Fear the Reaper," Blue Oyster Cult
I would be a smartass about that, but I honestly can't argue with it.
Question: What's my favorite fetish?
Answer: "Through With Love," Destiny's Child
uh...masturbation? Does that even count as a fetish? Of course, there's also that whole Michelle/God thing at the end. Sex with deities could be kinky.
Question: Am I complete freak?
Answer: "Tubthumping," Chumbawumba
but they're never gonna keep me down!
Music memery -- my very favorite kind -- gakked from
thisisbone, who is totally shiny, and sends me pictures of Ronon's little belly, which make me less crampy and tired than I was before.Question: What do you think of me,
Answer: "Confessions of a Broken Heart," Lindsay Lohan
it thinks I should call my dad. Or possibly actually do that Buffy/Giles vid to this song that I keep saying I want to do.
Question: Will I have a happy life?
Answer: "Infatuation," Christina Aguilera
in fairness, I've seen my playlist, and this is probably the closest it could come to an actual happy song
Question: What do my friends really think of me?
Answer: "Skin," Madonna
I always suspected.
Question: Do people secretly lust after me?
Answer: "All Day Long I Dream About Sex," JC Chasez
Okay, that's two in a row. Guys, seriously! I'm not as hot as my characters are, I'm sorry.
Question: What should I do with my life?
Answer: "Layla," Eric Clapton
uh? Sleep with my friends' wives and write about it?
Question: Why must life be so full of pain?
Answer: "Stalker Fever," Eric Alexandraxis
The Patriot Act?
Question: How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Answer: "Smells Like Teen Spirit," Nirvana
cynicism and lowered expectations? More dysfunctional relationships? Heroin? Teenagers?
Question: Will I ever have children?
Answer: "Harder to Breathe," Maroon 5
yes, and they will totally grow up to resent me
Question: Will I die happy?
Answer: "Senorita," Justin Timberlake
a happy song about an unhappy girl. Deep, yo.
Question: Can you give me some advice?
Answer: "Livin' La Vida Loca," Ricky Martin
black cats and voodoo dolls, or funky cheap hotels? Maybe I just need to be a better chaos queen.
Question: What do you think happiness is?
Answer: "Don't Fear the Reaper," Blue Oyster Cult
I would be a smartass about that, but I honestly can't argue with it.
Question: What's my favorite fetish?
Answer: "Through With Love," Destiny's Child
uh...masturbation? Does that even count as a fetish? Of course, there's also that whole Michelle/God thing at the end. Sex with deities could be kinky.
Question: Am I complete freak?
Answer: "Tubthumping," Chumbawumba
but they're never gonna keep me down!
